Looking to add a little humor to your special day? Whether you’re celebrating one year or fifty, these 205+ anniversary puns and one-liner jokes are perfect for cards, toasts, or just making your partner laugh. From sweet to silly, there’s something here for every kind of love story!
Top ‘Anniversary Jokes’ – Best Picks
- 💘 Love & Laughter: Anniversary Zingers
- 😂 Till Death Do Us Laugh
- 💑 Jokes That Stuck Like Vows
- 🥂 Toast-Worthy Anniversary Giggles
- 🎉 Still Laughing After All These Years
- 💬 One-Liners for Long-Time Lovers
- 💍 Ring the Laugh Bell!
- 🥰 From “I Do” to “LOL”
- 💓 Jokes That Aged Like Fine Wine
- 💌 Funny Forever: Anniversary Edition
- 🤣 Couples Who Giggle Together, Stay Together
- 👫 Punchlines for Partners
- 🎈 Celebrating Love with LOLs
- 😍 Anniversary Jokes That Spark Joy
- 📅 Another Year, Another Laugh
- 🎁 The Gift of Giggles
- 🥳 Married to the Punchline
- 💃🕺 Funny Footnotes to Your Love Story
- 💕 Humor That’s Built to Last
- 📖 Anniversary Laughs Worth Remembering
Funny Neighbor Puns & Jokes One Liner
Clever ‘Anniversary Puns’ – Best Picks
- 💘 Still “Pun” Over You
- 🧠 Punderful Years Together
- 💑 We’re Pun-Derfully Matched
- 🥂 Here’s to Anoth-“Pun” Year!
- ❤️ You’re My Pun and Only
- 😂 Anniversa-REEAALLY Funny!
- 💍 Married with Puns
- 🎉 Pun Intended, Love Extended
- 💌 Pun in a Million
- 💞 Forever Punny
- 😄 Till Pun Do Us Part
- 👫 You Had Me at Pun
- 🥰 Our Love Is Pun-Stoppable
- 📅 Year After Year of Puns
- 🥳 Pun-believable Milestones
- 💓 Puns, Pledges & Punchlines
- 💃🕺 Dance to the Pun Beat
- 😘 We’ve Got Great Pun-nections
- 💝 Sweet, Silly & Pun-Filled
- 🎁 The Gift of Pun-derful Love
Funny ‘Anniversary One-Liner Jokes’ – Short & Funny Anniversary Jokes

- 😄 One-Liners That Last Longer Than Some Marriages
- 🥂 Short Jokes, Long Love
- 💘 One Year Closer to Matching Tracksuits
- 😂 Still Married, Still Funny
- 💑 Quick Laughs for Long-Term Love
- 💍 Rings, Romance & Really Bad Jokes
- 🤣 One-Liners That Hit the “I Do” Spot
- 🕺💃 Dancing Through Decades & Dad Jokes
- 🥰 Because Love Should Come with a Laugh Track
- 📅 Anniversary Jokes — Short, Sweet & Sarcastic
- 💌 One-Liners for the One You Tolerate Most
- 🎈 Still Tied Down, Still Tied Up in Jokes
- 💞 Love at First Laugh
- 👫 Marriage: The Original Comedy Duo
- 🧠 Sharp Jokes for Soft Hearts
- 💝 One-Liners for Lifers in Love
- 🎉 Funny Enough to Stay Married
- 😆 Forever Starts with a Punchline
- 🛏️ From Honeymoon to Hilarious
- 🥳 Years of Love, Seconds of Laughs
Anniversary QnA Quip – QnA Jokes & Puns about Anniversary
- ❓😂 Anniversary Qs with LOL As
- 💘 Love Questions, Punny Answers
- 💬 Q: How Long? A: Too Funny!
- 👫 You Ask, Love Laughs
- 🤔❤️ Ask Me About My Marriage… Again!
- 🥂 Q&A: Quips & Anniversa-Tease
- 📅 Questions That Grow Older With You
- 😄 Marriage FAQs — Funny Anniversary Quotables
- 💌 Q: Anniversary Plans? A: Avoid Eye Contact!
- 🎉 Love’s Little Interrogation Room
- 💍 Pop the Question — Again!
- 😂 Q&A: Quick and Amusing
- 💑 Ask Us Anything (Except Who Forgot)
- 💝 Relationship Riddles & Anniversary Answers
- 📖 Quippy Qs from Years of “Yes”
- 🛏️ Q: How’s Married Life? A: Next Question!
- 🧠 Sharp Qs, Silly As – Anniversary Edition
- 🥰 Ask Me If I Still Do (Spoiler: I Do)
- 🎙️ Couples’ Comedy Q&A Corner
- 😘 Love’s Got Questions — We’ve Got Punchlines
Dad Jokes About Anniversary: Pun-Filled Quips
- 👔 Still Married? That’s Punbelievable!
- 😂 Dad Jokes: Keeping Love (and Eye Rolls) Alive
- 💍 I Said “I Do”… to Bad Jokes
- 🤵 Grill Master of Love & Laughter
- 🛠️ Fixing Nothing, Just Cracking Jokes
- 💘 Anniversary Jokes That’ll Make Her Sigh (Again)
- 😅 25 Years of Puns and She’s Still Here
- 💑 Marriage: The Ultimate Set-Up for a Dad Joke
- 🧦 Still Losing My Socks & Her Patience
- 🧠 Wise Words from the Husband Side of the Couch
- 💌 “I Doughnut Know What I’d Do Without You”
- 🛏️ We’re Still in Love… Mostly Asleep, But in Love
- 🥂 Cheers to Years of Corny Comebacks
- 🧹 Swept Her Off Her Feet… Then Forgot to Vacuum
- 📺 Marriage: A Lifetime Subscription to Her Favorite Show (Me)
- 🥸 They Said “Tell Her How You Feel,” So I Said “Hungry”
- 🎉 Celebrating Love One Terrible Joke at a Time
- 💝 Still the Best Thing I’ve Ever Nagged Into Saying Yes
- 🕰️ Decades of Love, Dishes, and Dad-Level Puns
Anniversary Jokes and Puns for Kids
- 🧁 Cute & Clean Anniversary Jokes for Kids
- 🥰 Little Giggles, Big Love!
- 😂 Kid-Approved Anniversary Chuckles
- 💑 Mom & Dad Still Love Each Other… Somehow!
- 🎉 Silly Jokes for Big-Love Celebrations
- 💌 Why Did the Couple Cross the Road?
- 👫 Tiny Jokes for Big Hearts
- 😆 Anniversary Fun for the Whole Family
- 📅 Love Jokes You Can Tell at the Dinner Table
- 🧠 Smart (and Sweet) Anniversary Puns for Kids
- 🍕 Still Sharing Pizza and Punchlines!
- 💘 Hugs, Hearts & Happy Humor
- 🎈 Clean & Cute Anniversary Zingers
- 😍 Because Even Kids Know True Love is Funny
- 🐶 Paw-sitively Adorable Anniversary Puns
- 🍦 Sweet as Ice Cream, Funnier Than Dad!
- 🥳 Kid-Friendly Jokes for a Love-Filled Day
- 📚 Storybook-Style Anniversary Jokes
- 🧸 Teddy Bears, True Love & Terrific Puns
- 🎁 Jokes That Are a Gift to Mom & Dad (Kinda)
Anniversary Jokes and Puns for Adults
- 💋 Jokes for Lovers… and Long-Sufferers
- 🥂 Adulting, Arguing & Anniversaries
- 😏 For Better, Worse, or Way Funnier
- 💑 Romance, Real Talk & Ridiculous Puns
- 😂 Still Together… Somehow
- 🍷 Aged Like Wine, with Better Punchlines
- 📅 One More Year of Tolerating Each Other
- 🛏️ Love, Laughs & Not Enough Sleep
- 🧠 Mature Jokes for Immature Couples
- 💘 Anniversary Humor with a Hint of Sass
- 😜 For Couples Who Laugh More Than They Kiss
- 🛋️ The Couple That Roasts Together, Stays Together
- 💬 Sexy, Silly & Slightly Passive-Aggressive
- 🥴 Because Love Isn’t Always PG
- 📉 Marriage Stats & Laugh Tracks
- 💍 Years of Wedlock… and Punchlines
- 🫠 Still Hot. Still Bothered.
- 🥳 From Flirting to Forgetting Dates
- 💔 Jokes That Might Start a Pillow Fight
- 🔥 Sparks, Snark & Anniversary Sarcasm
Anniversary Puns and Jokes for Reddit & Other Social Media
- 💬 Anniversary Puns Reddit Will Upvote
- 😂 Jokes So Good, Even Twitter’s Still Laughing
- 📱 Love in the Time of Memes
- 🧠 Witty One-Liners for Smart Scrolls
- 💘 Relationship Status: Still Funny
- 🧂 Anniversary Jokes With Just the Right Amount of Salt
- 🐸 Not Kermit, But Still Sippin’ on Anniversary Humor
- 💍 For When “Happy Anniversary” Needs More LOL
- 🎉 Post-Worthy Punchlines for Every Year of Love
- 😜 #MarriedAndMemeing
- 🧠 Low Effort, High Laughs
- 👀 Because Nothing Says Love Like a Passive-Aggressive Caption
- 💑 Couples Who Meme Together, Stay Together
- 📸 Caption This: Anniversary Edition
- 🥂 To Love, Laughter, and the Algorithm
- 🔁 Reposting Love Since [Insert Wedding Year]
- 🥴 Jokes for When You’re Deep in the Comments Section
- 💌 DM-Worthy Puns for Your Person
- 🔥 Hot Takes on Cold Feet
- 😆 Internet-Approved Anniversary Humor
Short Anniversary Puns
- You’re still my better half… pun intended! 💕😉
- We’re mint to be! 🌿💚
- You’re my soy-mate. 🍣❤️
- I love you a latte. ☕️😍
- You’re the only one I want to annoy forever. 😜💞
- Still nuts about you! 🥜😍
- Olive you more each year. 🫒❤️
- You’re my jam. 🍓💖
- We’re on a roll – sushi roll! 🍣😄
- Love you pho real. 🍜❤️
- I doughnut know what I’d do without you. 🍩🥰
- You’re the cheese to my macaroni. 🧀🍝💕
- Thanks for sticking with me – even through my puns! 🥰🙌
- We’re just two peas in a love pod. 🌱💚
- You auto be mine forever. 🚗❤️
- I’m totally soy into you. 🍣💘
- We make a gouda team. 🧀🤝
- Love you to pizzas. 🍕💓
- You’re the key to my tart. 🔑🍰
- We’re still bacon it work. 🥓😂
Anniversary Puns Captions

- Together, we’re a perfect match 🔥❤️ #MintToBe
- You’re the peanut butter to my jelly 🥜🍓 #BetterTogether
- Still rolling with you after all these years 🍣💑 #OnARoll
- You make my heart skip a beet ❤️🥦 #VeggingOutWithYou
- I’m nuts about you — and always will be! 🥜😍 #StillCrazy
- Olive you to the moon and back 🫒🌙 #ForeverLove
- We go together like mac and cheese 🧀🍝 #ComfortLove
- You’re my main squeeze 🍋💛 #LoveYouLots
- Life’s batter with you 🧁💕 #SweetTogether
- I’m soy into you — no miso! 🍣💘 #SushiLove
- We make a gouda team 🧀👫 #CheesyButTrue
- Love you more than pizza (and that’s saying a lot!) 🍕❤️ #PizzaMyHeart
- You make my heart pop like popcorn 🍿💖 #LovePopping
- We’re just two peas in a pod 🌱💚 #PerfectPair
- Our love is un-bee-lievable 🐝💛 #BeeMine
- I donut know what I’d do without you 🍩🥰 #SweetLove
- You’re the zest thing that ever happened to me 🍊😍 #CitrusLove
- Thanks for sticking with me — through thick and thin 🥰🙌 #StuckOnYou
- You had me at “Let’s order takeout” 🍜💞 #FoodieLove
- Still bacon my heart after all these years 🥓😂 #SizzleAndLove
Funny Chin puns & Jokes One Liner
Funny Anniversary Puns
- We go together like copy and paste 🖨️❤️ #CtrlCAndVibes
- Love is brewing strong—like my coffee ☕️😂 #BeanTogether
- You’re my favorite notification 📲💕 #AlwaysBuzzing
- We’re still a “grape” pair 🍇😄 #WineNot
- I’m stuck on you like glue… and also like my socks 🧦😂 #StickyLove
- Our love is s’more than perfect 🍫🔥 #CampfireRomance
- We make a great pear 🍐😆 #FruitfulLove
- Love you a whole “latte” — espresso-ly today! ☕️😍 #CoffeeAndLove
- You’re my “bae-con” of happiness 🥓💘 #BaconMeCrazy
- We’re two peas in a “pod-cast” 🎙️🤣 #TalkShowLove
- I loaf you more every day 🍞❤️ #BreadAndButter
- You’re my jam — even when you’re a little nutty 🍓🥜😂 #NuttyLove
- Love you from my head tomatoes 🍅😜 #SaucyLove
- I’m bananas for you 🍌💛 #GoingBananas
- We’re a matcha made in heaven 🍵😍 #TeaLove
- Our love is unbe-leaf-able 🍃😂 #LeafMeAlone
- You’re pawsitively the best 🐾💕 #FurEverLove
- We make a great combo — like Netflix and naps 🛋️😴 #ChillCouple
- You’re the zest! 🍋🤣 #CitrusTwist
- Still “hooked” on you 🎣❤️ #ReelLove
Anniversary Puns for Friends
- 🥂 Cheers to many years of friendship and love!
- 💞 Friends who celebrate together, stay together.
- 🎉 Still crushing on your love story!
- 😄 Love and laughter — the perfect combo!
- 💌 Wishing you a love that’s pun-stoppable!
- 🍕 You two are a slice of perfection!
- 🌟 Shining bright after all these years!
- 👫 Two peas in the friendship pod and beyond!
- 💑 May your love be as strong as our friendship!
- 🍰 Here’s to sweet years and sweeter memories!
- 🥳 Celebrating your love like it’s our own!
- 💖 Partners in love and in crime!
- 😂 Thanks for letting us laugh at your cheesy puns!
- 🌈 Wishing you a lifetime of rainbows and sunshine!
- 🎁 The best gift is your happy love!
- 💬 Still the best couple to send memes to!
- 🎈 Love that’s built to last — and jokes that never get old!
- 🍷 A toast to your amazing journey together!
- 🧡 Best friends, best love stories!
- 💕 Keep loving, keep laughing!
Anniversary Puns for Him
- 💘 You’re my forever “main squeeze.”
- 🥂 Still crushing on you year after year.
- 🧡 You’re the bacon to my eggs — simply perfect!
- 😍 You’re my “knight” in shining armor.
- 🚀 Our love is out of this world!
- 🔒 You hold the key to my heart.
- 🍕 You’re my slice of heaven.
- ⚓ I’m so “hooked” on you.
- 💪 Stronger together, year after year.
- 🛠️ You fix my heart every day.
- 🎯 You’re right on target — my perfect match.
- 🍫 You’re my sweet escape.
- 🧢 You’re cap-tivating, and I’m yours!
- 🥇 You’re my number one — no contest!
- 🐻 I’m “beary” lucky to have you.
- 🥰 Forever grateful you’re my guy.
- 🕺 You make my heart dance.
- 🎣 You’re the catch of my life.
- 🌟 You light up my world.
- 🚴 Love riding through life with you.
Anniversary Puns for Parents
- 💕 You two are the “roots” of our family tree.
- 🌳 Growing stronger in love year after year!
- 🥰 Your love story is the best kind of fairy tale.
- 🕰️ Time only makes your love sweeter.
- 🍰 Still the sweetest slice of love!
- 💖 Thanks for showing us what true love looks like.
- 🏡 Home is wherever you two are together.
- 🌟 Shining bright as our family’s guiding stars.
- 👩❤️👨 The perfect pair, inside and out.
- 🎉 Cheers to many more years of laughter and love!
- 💝 Your love is the heart of our family.
- 🎂 Celebrating another year of your amazing “batch” of love!
- 🧁 You make love look so deliciously easy.
- 🌈 Together, you create the perfect rainbow.
- 🌺 Blooming with love, year after year.
- 🥂 To the couple who raised us right—and with lots of laughs!
- 💞 Your love is our family’s favorite story.
- 👫 Still dancing through life hand in hand.
- 💐 Thank you for showing us love’s true colors.
- 🎁 The greatest gift to us all—your love.
Work Anniversary Puns

- 💼 Still “clocking” in great years!
- 🕒 Time flies when you’re having fun — and working hard!
- 🎉 Another year, another “pro-grade” achievement!
- 📈 Climbing the ladder, one pun at a time!
- 💪 Work hard, pun harder!
- 🖥️ Still “screening” success after all these years.
- 🗂️ Filing away another awesome year!
- 🥳 Celebrating work — and witty puns!
- 🔧 Keep “fixing” it like a pro!
- 💡 Bright ideas + hard work = another great year!
- 📅 Another year, another calendar full of wins!
- 🚀 Launching into another fantastic year!
- 🎯 On target for many more years to come!
- 🛠️ Building success day by day!
- ☕ Fueled by coffee and ambition!
- 🏆 Work anniversaries: proof that you’re “un-boss-able”!
- 🔑 You hold the keys to success!
- 🖊️ Signing off on another amazing year!
- 📊 Crunching numbers, making memories!
- 🥂 Cheers to work, wins, and witty puns!
Funny Dermatology Puns & Jokes One Liner
Conclusion
Anniversaries are special moments that call for laughter and joy. With over 205 anniversary puns and one-liner jokes, you’ll never run out of funny ways to celebrate love. These quick and clever lines are perfect for cards, speeches, or social media posts.
Whether you want to make your partner smile or add humor to a party, these puns and jokes cover all kinds of relationships and occasions. From sweet and romantic to silly and punny, there’s something for everyone. Sharing a good laugh makes the celebration even more memorable.
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